I'm writing about my ideal guy. Why? Because I can.

 

1. Musical talent: He must have good rhythm but as long as he doesn't sing, I don't mind if he's out of tune (he better not sing me a love song otherwise).

 

2. Smile: He better have brushed his teeth when he was little, because if he smiles and shows off his cavities, I'm not interested.

 

3. Gel: If he come on our first date with two times the amount of gel he normally has, I'm going to drag him into the girl's restroom and demand he wash his hair, now.

 

4. Booty: If he even dares to come that close to me, before or after marriage, I'm going to incapacitate him...in a good way!

 

5. Eyes: I hope he doesn't have beady eyes.

 

6. Hands: I hope they're not sweaty.

 

7. Tone: He better not be a suck up, because I want him to treat me like a normal girl (aside from dates and kisses). I hope he speaks gramatically correct.

 

8. Clumsy: I prefer clumsy over smooth. The guy of my dreams will trip and knock down something while trying to impress me.

 

9. IQ: It would be nice if he got B's and A's. I also would like to debate with him about my beliefs.

 

10. Job: As long as it's something honorable, I'll be okay.

 

11. Language: Not too much slang, no cursing or cussing (not just in front of me), speaks to me like every other person, doesn't need "body language" to show love.

 

12.Friends: No cussing. Good people.

 

13. Dress: Not like a slob, but not formal wear (except for his job, I suppose).

 

14. Things he does to impress me: Plays me Violin Sonata No. 5 in F, "Spring" (1 Allegro) with a Piano accompaniment, gives me a box of chocolates full of Crunch bars, drives me in his old car that his parents bought for him, attempts to be smooth, shows me how to dissect a computer.

 

15. Personality: Sweet.